- The first rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that you never talk about our underground SUMO FIGHT CLUB.
- The second rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that you never talk about our underground SUMO FIGHT CLUB.
- The third rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that you never skip your pizza day.
- The fourth rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that one fight at a time.
- The fifth rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is No shirts, no shoes, only thongs.
- The sixth rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that the fight will go on as long as they have to.
- The seventh rule of THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB is that If this is your first night at THE SUMO FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to bring the dinner.